A Home for Dumbasses

I am very happy to announce to the world (or at least to you and the other guy who reads this stuff) that my newest failure to be blog, Dumbass News, makes its who gives a damn much-anticipated debut today! I have written something really lame an introduction post to that gives you the Cliff’s Notes version of what the deal is. I’ll have an honest-to-goodness Dumbass News story up later today that will that’ll make your chin hit the floor when you read it, especially if you are married or are in a committed relationship. It’s that stupid. I guarantee that you’ll laugh, cry and wonder why the heck you clicked the link to the story, which is the purpose of the link anyway. I think it’s only fair to warn you before you click over, that Dumbass News makes liberal use of “colorful metaphors” (cussin’) and may not be safe for work or kids or those who are offended by such language. If I had to rate the site like they do movies, Dumbass News would be rated PG-13, R at worst. In my dumbass professional opinion, it’s pretty damn funny, too. But then again, I wrote it and I’d lie like a cheap rug in order to get a few blog hits. Click on over and have a look and let me know what you think.If nothing else, we’ll have a boatload of fun. I’ll see you there!

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