Here It Comes !*

Are you ready for some footbaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll?  (in my best Howard Cosell voice) “There’s only eleven days until the kickoff of the two… thousand ten… season of  the…National….Football….League!” Yup, it’s that time of year when we fondly remember our summer vacations, curse the Dog Days of August, lament the annual rite that is the Texas Rangers as cellar-dwelling has beens in the American League West….Wait!…The Rangers are in first place with a comfortable lead over Oakland? Pardon me a minute while I   have “The Big One” a la Fred G. Sanford. (time passes) The kind folks at the Maine General ER, Red Sox fans all (eat the Rangers’ dust Sawx fans everywhere!), said that I had a case of “What-the-hell-are-the-Rangers-doing in-1st-place-going into-September-itis” and “It’s-football-season-atosis”, a very rare disorder – rare simply because the Rangers are in first place heading into September. They told me to take one season opener and call them next week. Speaking of season openers…(they don’t call me the Swami of Segue for nothing) The season kicks off on Thursday, September 9, with the Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints (I already had a Big One for that) hosting (insert more Howard Cosell voice here) “Numba Fo-wa, “The Brilliant One” from Kiln, Mississippi, Brett Fahve and the Vikings of Minnesota at the Supah Dome in the Hurricane Katrina-ravaged Big Easy, New…Or…leans…Louisiana!” The Saints are currently at 10-1 odds to win the Super Bowl again, according to the Las Vegas Hilton. Minnesota, along with Dallas and my team, Green Bay, are listed at 12-1, while Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts sit at 6-1. We’ll see how all that prognostication holds up throughout the season, say late November or so. The Dallas Cowboys open on the road in D.C. against their hated rivals, the Redskins, on the 12th and that game will be in prime time on NBC. Here’s the entire regular season schedule from NFL.com . The crisp autumn air is slowly but surely making it’s way southward and not soon enough for me because I am ready for some footbaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllll !

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